Thursday 19 July 2007
Tuesday 17 July 2007
What's Keeping me Smiling Today?
Considering my status as a hater-of-all-things, I am a surprisingly jolly soul. So I think I'm going to add another side to my blog: what is keeping me in this jolly frame of mind.
So, what's keeping me smiling today?
Stewie Griffin.
Can't beat the kid.
So, what's keeping me smiling today?
Stewie Griffin.
Can't beat the kid.
There are many things I hate, as you will come to see. Featuring largely amongst these things are grammatical errors, people (particularly those with low IQs), lack of manners, and people leaving the washing-up IN THE SINK.
But what's really grating on me today are people that stand in my way. Well I'm not so egotistical that I only dislike people that stand in my way, but let's be honest. If they insist in being in someone's way, then I'd rather it be someone else's.
So there I am watching the boy play football when the team next using the pitch turn up and stand IN FRONT OF ME. Can I see? No. Do they know this? YES. One of them turns and smiles at me apologetically. And there they still stand. A sorry-ass smile is not enough for me, boy! As if adding insult to injury, a couple of them light up. *cough cough, choke choke* Yes? Yes what is it? Am I choking? Oh it seems so. Not so subtly I huff and move over. Then they move over so that they are back again blocking my view, breathing their foul smoke all over me. I move again. They follow. Am I a particularly attractive human? Do I smell enchanting? Can they not stand to be more than a metre away from me? Well I do apologise! I didn't realise this. In future I'll do my level best to smell bad so that I actually am allowed to exist in comfort.
But what's really grating on me today are people that stand in my way. Well I'm not so egotistical that I only dislike people that stand in my way, but let's be honest. If they insist in being in someone's way, then I'd rather it be someone else's.
So there I am watching the boy play football when the team next using the pitch turn up and stand IN FRONT OF ME. Can I see? No. Do they know this? YES. One of them turns and smiles at me apologetically. And there they still stand. A sorry-ass smile is not enough for me, boy! As if adding insult to injury, a couple of them light up. *cough cough, choke choke* Yes? Yes what is it? Am I choking? Oh it seems so. Not so subtly I huff and move over. Then they move over so that they are back again blocking my view, breathing their foul smoke all over me. I move again. They follow. Am I a particularly attractive human? Do I smell enchanting? Can they not stand to be more than a metre away from me? Well I do apologise! I didn't realise this. In future I'll do my level best to smell bad so that I actually am allowed to exist in comfort.
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