There are many things I hate, as you will come to see. Featuring largely amongst these things are grammatical errors, people (particularly those with low IQs), lack of manners, and people leaving the washing-up IN THE SINK.
But what's really grating on me today are people that stand in my way. Well I'm not so egotistical that I only dislike people that stand in my way, but let's be honest. If they insist in being in someone's way, then I'd rather it be someone else's.
So there I am watching the boy play football when the team next using the pitch turn up and stand IN FRONT OF ME. Can I see? No. Do they know this? YES. One of them turns and smiles at me apologetically. And there they still stand. A sorry-ass smile is not enough for me, boy! As if adding insult to injury, a couple of them light up. *cough cough, choke choke* Yes? Yes what is it? Am I choking? Oh it seems so. Not so subtly I huff and move over. Then they move over so that they are back again blocking my view, breathing their foul smoke all over me. I move again. They follow. Am I a particularly attractive human? Do I smell enchanting? Can they not stand to be more than a metre away from me? Well I do apologise! I didn't realise this. In future I'll do my level best to smell bad so that I actually am allowed to exist in comfort.